I had a fantastic time in the Bristol Channel. Hampered by bad weather, we managed relatively little paddling, and I learned a lot.
- Sea kayaking is easy. You just avoid putting yourself in risky situations in the first place
- Seaguls are scary
- Tides are easy. They go one way, and then the other
- Sea paddlers generally conform to stereotypes
- Small village pubs occasionally have fights over Harry Potter
Day One - The Holms
We set off from Sand Bay, and pottered down to Steep Holm. The gate was locked, so we broke in, got caught, and had a cup of tea with our captors. Then we paddled to Flat Holm and were given a health and safety briefing in the bunk house. No one got scurvy.

Day Two - Failed Escape
We paddled back through a powerboat race, swapped some people about, and spectacularly failed to escape Weston Bay. We camped on Brean Down, hampered by the wind.

Day Three - Escape from Weston Bay
We eventually made it to Minehead in heavy wind and rain, by car. Weston bay is minging.

Day Four - Minehead to Porlock
We paddled against the wind for a couple of hours. The swell and tidal races made it a bit more exciting. We had a lovely evening in The Ship at Porlock Weir.

Day Five - Run Away!
With the bad weather continuing and showing no let up, we went home. Mark is still out there, holed up in his tent. Good luck!











